Psychics

From cuddlycthulhu, today:

To say that I am skeptical of anyone claiming to be a psychic is a bit of an understatement, that I have a low opinion of them is equally understated, and that the people who give them their money get exactly what they deserve. However, I do have to applaud the sheer audacity of some of the schemes because the claims some of these people make would make P.T. Barnum blush.

For instance, there Nancy Marks, a self-proclaimed psychic out of Colorado. Now, not content to just give palm or tea readings, Nancy decided to take it up a notch by telling her clients that their money was evil and that they should give it to Marks so she could punish it.

Their money. Evil. And she would punish it. AND PEOPLE BELIEVED HER.

Apparently, she was going to punish nearly three hundred thousand possessed dollar bills. Do you know how many spankings that is? At least three hundred thousand!

I LOLed. I think this is a tax on the gullible...