Tuesday people
Wednesday, 5 January 2011 18:56My sister introduced me to the term "Tuesday people" the other day; she created it.
You know when you're in a shopping mall, and you're walking along, there are people dawdling in front of you (I call them "mobile bollards"), people standing in entrances chatting while blocking everyone else, people who seem startled to discover they need to get their purses out when they're at the tills, people who stop suddenly because they saw something colourful, and people who wander about and can't seem to decide where they're going? Those people all need to be allocated a single day of the week on which they can go to shopping malls so that they don't get in the way of everyone else. Their day should be Tuesday, thus people with that behaviour are "Tuesday people".
You know when you're in a shopping mall, and you're walking along, there are people dawdling in front of you (I call them "mobile bollards"), people standing in entrances chatting while blocking everyone else, people who seem startled to discover they need to get their purses out when they're at the tills, people who stop suddenly because they saw something colourful, and people who wander about and can't seem to decide where they're going? Those people all need to be allocated a single day of the week on which they can go to shopping malls so that they don't get in the way of everyone else. Their day should be Tuesday, thus people with that behaviour are "Tuesday people".