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McMahon drove his Bentley into the back of a BMW 430i and also crashed into a guardrail on the median while traveling north on State Route 15 in Westport.

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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

Property line wars will find you no matter how hard you try to be nonconfrontational and morally sound. Why? Well, not everyone follows the same drama-free lifestyle as you, and principles are as varied as the common cold. Even if you try your best to be the nicest neighbor you can be, someone will try to turn you into the bad guy.

What do you do when someone insists that what you do with your property, on your property, is their problem? Well, first, you have to analyze the situation and ensure you're not unknowingly up to no good. Once you disqualify yourself as the "threat," so to speak, you know that whatever qualm your neighbor has with you is a direct result of something they feel entitled to.

In this next story, an entitled neighbor starts problems with a new homeowner after they put up a privacy fence. The neighbor had been using the new homeowner's backyard before the homeowner purchased the house, and now wants to complain about being "boxed in" their smaller yard. If they wanted more yard space, they should have purchased more land, don't you think? Scroll below to read the entire story.

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Posted by Brad Dickson

If you need proof that your boss's policies are a literal dumpster fire, there's nothing more obvious than a literal fire resulting from their policies. That's where this employee found herself when she was wedged firmly between the "rock" of common sense and the "hard place" of following her boss's orders. 

When a new supervisor came onto the scene, he fell victim to one of the classic blunders of managing a new team: rigid policy rife with authoritarianism, leaving workers with little room to think for themselves and put their actual experience to good use. Where there's smoke, there's fire, and depending on your given workplace, that might be more literal than it is metaphorical. In this case, it was more in the literal sense. When the warehouse worker was told to follow orders and not to touch things "unless it's your job," after reporting that one of the machines in the warehouse was smoking, she listed and just focused purely on the tasks she had been assigned. But when the machine went up in flames, production came to a standstill, with the previous policy that led to the issue being swept under the rug with the ashes.

There is no shortage of situations like this in workplaces worldwide. What's your workplace's most ridiculous policy that backfired?

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Posted by Remy Millisky

Getting back at bad customers never felt so good. 

When you're an employee, especially in a retail or food service setting, you don't have much power to stand up to your customers. You basically just have to take whatever they throw at you. No matter what the customer says, no matter how snarky or impolite they become, you're expected to just stand there and endure it. There aren't many other jobs in the world that allow people to be so impolite — if you act that way in a corporate setting, for example, you'll probably get reprimanded or maybe even fired. 

Customers know that they can boss around retail employees, so they'll happily do so. They just won't take no for an answer on some questions, and eventually they have to pull out their ultimatum: "Let me speak to the manager!" 

In some exceptional cases, though, that employee already was talking to the manager. What a sweet, sweet revenge it is for that manager to watch their crabbiest customer wilt into submission upon finding out they've bossed around the exact wrong person. 

Next up, read about the employees who were just baffled by their coworkers, like one person who shared that on "Day 1… she refused to shake my hand." 

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Lucid Motors has a lot riding on the successful launch of its Gravity SUV, the company's second EV after the luxurious and expensive Air sedan.

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Do you ever find yourself saying random stuff and then catching yourself, thinking, 'Oh my god, I am turning into my mother'?

You might come home from work one day, for example, and see that the dishes are not washed, and there are shoes scattered around the house, and everything is a mess. So you turn to your partner, who was home the entire day, and say, 'I am the only one who does anything in this house'. Then, it hits you–you just uttered the words you used to hear come out of your mom every single day, and there is no turning back.

The thing is, after you accept the fact that you are more like your mom than you expected, you realize that moms are usually not wrong. Wanting the house to be clean and pleasant to live in is actually a decent expectation, and what they asked of us as teens wasn't that much of a big deal as we made it out to be. 

Why is it so hard to wash the dishes as soon as you finish eating? What difference does it make if you put your shoes where they belong instead of discarding them in the middle of the living room?

I’m off the leash!

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 13:49
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Posted by PZ Myers

Good news for us atheists — we can now deny god publicly in the classroom!

Civil servants can seek to “persuade others of the correctness of their own religious views,” the Office of Personnel Management said in the memorandum to federal agencies, adding employees must ensure their efforts are “not harassing in nature.” OPM issued the guidance to restore constitutional freedoms and enable feds to practice their religious practices without fear of retaliation, the agency said.

“Federal employees should never have to choose between their faith and their career,” OPM Director Scott Kupor said. “This guidance ensures the federal workplace is not just compliant with the law but welcoming to Americans of all faiths.”

I know, if you’re a “glass half-empty” kind of person, you might think this is another step in the erosion of secularism and the separation of church and state, but I’m an optimistic “glass half-full” kind of guy. I’ve always been careful to not introduce my anti-religious sentiments in the classroom, or to make dismissive comments about gods to my colleagues, and when students tell me about their religious holidays, I make accommodations for them. But no more! I don’t have to conceal my fervent secular beliefs any more!

I get to be the kind of stereotypical atheist asshole portrayed in the God’s Not Dead movies. First day of class, the lecture is on why Jesus is stupid. First exam will have a question, “50 points: God exists, true or false” and the only answer I’ll accept is “false!” Religious students will be told they fail the class unless they can prove the existence of their god in a public debate in the classroom. Creationists in my evolution class? Not on my watch, they aren’t.

It’ll be such a relief to not have to throttle myself anymore.

I wonder if it will be a distraction from the scientific subject matter of my courses to bring up contentious issues like that? Nah. If probing the private, personal beliefs of their coworkers is considered a protected behavior in the federal government, why shouldn’t I poke deeply into these wacky ideas that some people at the university hold? It’s only fair.

Anyone want to take bets on whether the author(s) of that memorandum were atheists, or even considered the existence of atheist employees?

Katy did what?

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 13:20
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Posted by PZ Myers

She sure didn’t wash the windows.

I looked out my windows last night and saw this big bright green Scudderia hanging out on the glass door. Man, I am itching to get out and do some field studies, but it’s not happening for a while.

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Posted by Bar Mor Hazut

Have you ever been so tired during a workday that you ended up wishing your boss would just come up to you and say, 'Hey, you seem off, why don't you take the rest of the day off?'

It probably never happened to any employee ever, but one can dream, right? We can dream about a scenario in which a boss is observant and kind, and knows when their employees have reached their limit. However, we all know that the reality is that if a boss tells you to go home out of the blue, it is probably not because they are worried about you, but quite the opposite.

Kindly or unkindly, if one's boss ends up actually telling them to go home mid-day, how is an employee expected to react? Should they insist on staying, or should they simply accept their fate?

If the story below is any indication, when a boss, especially a horrible boss like Marco, tells you to hang your apron and go home for the rest of the shift, maybe you should listen to them. Perhaps Marco is giving you a clear sign that it's time to stop putting up with him, which is exactly what the employees in the story below did.

Buckle up and keep scrolling to read the full tale.

Is everything OK?

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 14:15
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Today, I woke up to strange texts from friends asking if I was OK, and asking what happened last night. Apparently, I texted my close friends contact list a rambling love letter to pizza before going to bed. I'm never taking Ambien BEFORE getting into bed again. FML
By Hellie
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Posted by Emery Winter

Two separate AI-generated images were edited together to create what appeared to be an "incredibly rare" solar halo over Stonehenge.
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With under 30,000 miles on the clock, today's AMG GT has already gone through two previous owners. Let's see if its priced to welcome owner number three.

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Posted by Ben Weiss

Everyone wants to know what their bosses think of them behind closed doors. You want to know if they're as happy with your work as they seem to be, if they're planning on fulfilling their promise of giving you that raise any time soon, or if they're even thinking about your well-being within the business. Unfortunately for this employee, he ended up overhearing a conversation with his boss and another employee that illuminated a significant pay discrepancy.

There had been an open position for several months at this company while the author of this story was sharing extra tasks and responsibilities with their manager. They already suspected that another employee below them on the "food chain" was getting paid the same amount as them at the very least, but had made peace with that reality given how much of a hard worker this other employee was. However, when that open position was filled, the person joining the business under the author was making, as it turns out, significantly more than the author's salary. 

CodeSOD: Going on a teDa

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 06:30
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Posted by Remy Porter

Carlos G found some C++ that caused him psychic harm, and wanted to know how it ended up that way. So he combed through the history. Let's retrace the path with him.

Here was the original code:

void parseExpiryDate (const char* expiryDate)
{
    // expiryDate is in "YYMM" format
    int year, month;
    sscanf(expiryDate, "%2d%2d", &year, &month);
	
    //...
}

This code takes a string containing an expiry date, and parses it out. The sscanf function is given a format string describing two, two digit integers, and it stores those values into the year and month variables.

But oops! The expiry date is actually in a MMYY format. How on earth could we possibly fix this? It can't be as simple as just swapping the year and month variables in the sscanf call, can it? (It is.) No, it couldn't be that easy. (It is.) I can't imagine how we would solve this problem. (Just swap them!)

void parseExpiryDate(const char* expiryDate)
{
    // expiryDate is in "YYMM" format but, in some part of the code, it is formatted to "MMYY"
    int year, month;	 
    char correctFormat[5];

    correctFormat[0] = expiryDate[2];
    correctFormat[1] = expiryDate[3];
    correctFormat[2] = expiryDate[0];
    correctFormat[3] = expiryDate[1];
    correctFormat[4] = '\0';
    sscanf(correctFormat, "%2d%2d", &year, &month);

    //...
}

There we go! That was easy! We just go, character by character, and shift the order around and copy it to a new string, so that we format it in YYMM.

The comment here is a wonderful attempt at CYA. By the time this function is called, the input is in MMYY, so that's the relevant piece of information to have in the comment. But the developer really truly believed that YYMM was the original input, and thus shifts blame for the original version of this function to "some part of the code" which is shifting the format around on them, thus justifying… this trainwreck.

Carlos replaced it with:

void parseExpiryDate (const char* expiryDate)
{
    // expiryDate is in "MMYY" format
    int month, year;
    sscanf(expiryDate, "%2d%2d", &month, &year);
	
    //...
}
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Review Recommends High Dose Statins

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 12:17
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Posted by Steven Novella

The exact role of different types of dietary fat and the best approach to prevention in cardiovascular disease has been somewhat controversial. However, the level of controversy among experts is much less than that being generated in the public by outliers and contrarians. Since cardiovascular disease remains a major source of morbidity and mortality, it’s important for the public to be kept […]

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Bard to the Bone – DORK TOWER 28.07.25

Monday, 28 July 2025 05:00
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Posted by John Kovalic

This or any DORK TOWER strip is now available as a signed, high-quality print, from just $25!  CLICK HERE to find out more!

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Measuring the Attack/Defense Balance

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 11:07
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Posted by Bruce Schneier

“Who’s winning on the internet, the attackers or the defenders?”

I’m asked this all the time, and I can only ever give a qualitative hand-wavy answer. But Jason Healey and Tarang Jain’s latest Lawfare piece has amassed data.

The essay provides the first framework for metrics about how we are all doing collectively—and not just how an individual network is doing. Healey wrote to me in email:

The work rests on three key insights: (1) defenders need a framework (based in threat, vulnerability, and consequence) to categorize the flood of potentially relevant security metrics; (2) trends are what matter, not specifics; and (3) to start, we should avoid getting bogged down in collecting data and just use what’s already being reported by amazing teams at Verizon, Cyentia, Mandiant, IBM, FBI, and so many others.

The surprising conclusion: there’s a long way to go, but we’re doing better than we think. There are substantial improvements across threat operations, threat ecosystem and organizations, and software vulnerabilities. Unfortunately, we’re still not seeing increases in consequence. And since cost imposition is leading to a survival-of-the-fittest contest, we’re stuck with perhaps fewer but fiercer predators.

And this is just the start. From the report:

Our project is proceeding in three phases—­the initial framework presented here is only phase one. In phase two, the goal is to create a more complete catalog of indicators across threat, vulnerability, and consequence; encourage cybersecurity companies (and others with data) to report defensibility-relevant statistics in time-series, mapped to the catalog; and drive improved analysis and reporting.

This is really good, and important, work.

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Posted by Emery Winter

Researchers found that squirrels at a California park hunted and ate voles in 2024 during a spike in the local vole population.
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Posted by Lana DeGaetano

The summer heat makes us do questionable things… But would you ever jump into some stranger's pool without asking them first? Probably not, and that's because you are not a crazily entitled person who thinks the world exists to serve them and them only.

I live in NYC, so a private pool is alien to me. The closest I get to a cold dip in the pool is a cold shower in the early morning when my building's hot water hasn't kicked in yet. However, I feel like I'd know how to act in the case that I lived in a cute cul-de-sac with a reputation for in-ground pools. The protocol? Make friends with the neighbors and watch everything fall into place.

The neighbors in this next story couldn't bother befriending the new homeowner who purchased an elderly woman's home. It's important to note that this elderly woman allowed the neighbors in this story, along with their children, to swim in her pool whenever they wanted. It is equally important to note that this new homeowner never gave the neighbors the green light to swim in their pool. Scroll below to read the whole story.

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Posted by Aleksandra Wrona

Photographs of the president's daughter sitting on her father's lap have resurfaced many times over the years.

Wine about it

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 10:42
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Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I'm at a conference where letting loose is expected and, to a point, encouraged. I've been sober for 2.5 years and am pretty sure I managed to piss off just about everyone with how miserable I was listening to them describe my former favorite mixed drinks and shots. I miss wine. FML
By Anonymous
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The numbers may seem similar, but there were key differences between Mopar's 340, 383, and 440 engines. They included both architecture and horsepower.

A very full day

Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:55
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I have lots to say about the heat pump installation process, but I also need to get to sleep early for tomorrow’s duct cleaning. The gist is – the heat pump installation was completed today, although they didn’t start cooling my house until around 5:30 pm and didn’t leave until 5:50 pm, which meant that I had to make D’s birthday apple pie and wrap his gifts in the 85-degree heat, and which also meant that since I had to shower after they left, I didn’t make it on time to the pre-concert talk for Kim’s first string quartet appearance since leaving Delgani a year ago. Tonight she performed Shaw, Mozart, and Mendelssohn with three local musicians, including our mutual friend Julia, who played at our wedding. I also got to chat with SDH during the intermission.

Anyway, after that, I shopped briefly at Market of Choice then came home to host D & S for D’s birthday celebration. He opened the gifts and we ate about half the pie, and we chatted a bunch about One Piece and their upcoming trip, and we also spent a while looking for his birth certificate and passport. Once they left, I suddenly realized that we had only 15 minutes to complete our weekly Safeway shopping, so we rushed out and did that.

Tomorrow’s big challenge – getting all four cats into carriers and taking them out of the house before the noisy duct cleaning process, and then do my best to get back into my usual routine. At least I get to sleep in my own bed tonight!

Work is freedom, duh!

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 07:09
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Today, I figured out how my wife sees things. When I'm at work, I don't have to deal with responsibilities at home. Thus, work is a mini-vacation, and since I take a mini-vacation every day, I should have no problem cooking dinner and cleaning for hours after work. FML
By Exhauster
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Posted by Brad Dickson

Arriving home from a dreary work day, you're greeted with the sounds of laughter of children splashing around in your pool. A brilliant and floating sound that fills the late-afternoon summer air. You smile to yourself. This is why you insisted on finding a house with a pool when you and your wife were looking for a new place for your growing family. As you unlock the front door and set your bag down, you can't help but notice how dark and quiet things are inside. Something isn't quite right, and it dawns on you: Your wife and kids aren't home, they're out for the afternoon. So who the heck is in your backyard?

Safe to say almost anyone would be a little confused by this situation. Most of us wouldn't just presume to use our neighbor's property without at least asking for permission first. The audacity on display here is unparalleled: Absolute assumption of ownership over something that didn't belong to them on the property of someone who was essentially a complete stranger.

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This particular feline didn't scramble for the brambles, rather she managed to get stuck under the hood of a Cadillac Escalade, not exactly her natural habitat.

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Posted by Cindy Shan

A video of the statements during a July meeting with EU officials sparked discussions about U.S. aid amounts and other countries' contributions.

Sigma grindset

Wednesday, 30 July 2025 01:31
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Today, I found out my dad tells everyone I’m still living in his house farting around on the internet. I’m a software engineer and I invest in the stock markets. I live in his house because I bought it off him when he fell behind on his own mortgage. I’ve been earning more than him since I was 22. FML
By Anonymous

More responsibilities please!

Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:59
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Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
By Anonymous

Burnout

Tuesday, 29 July 2025 23:59
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Today, after I was feeling overwhelmed and in the middle of a big burnout thanks to my job, my doctor told me to use anxiolytics for only three days. In those three days I lost focus, I was sleepy all the time, and I made some big mistakes, so in the end I got fired. FML
By Anonymous
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Posted by Jordan Liles

Users alleged Byron was assembling documents to file a lawsuit against the band following the viral kiss-cam incident that led to his resignation.
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Posted by Megan Loe

Posts criticized CNN for describing the gunman as "possibly white" when alleged photos of him showed a person with a darker complexion.
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Posted by Emma Saven

Favoritism in the workplace… ahhhh what an interesting topic.

Hear us out, there are always going to be favorites, that is unfortunately, just how the world works. A person is a person, regardless of whether they are the janitor or the CEO, so it is human nature to naturally gravitate towards some people more than others. But should this favoritism interfere with professionalism in the workplace? Well, that answer is simple. No.

If someone is acting on their feelings of admiration in the workplace, they are putting the company's success at risk. Just because they may find someone compatible with their own interests does not always mean that that person is the best employee for the job. So, how does one go about ensuring they are treated equally in the workplace? Do they expose favoritism when it's in their eyeline and holding them back, or do they simply sit there quietly and get the job done?

Read more to find out how this fed-up employee chose to deal with feeling like he was invisible in the workplace, by gaining no attention or guidance from his supervisor, as it was all stockpiled for his coworker. 

And who said corporate wasn't a good idea?!?

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Posted by Remy Millisky

Every now and then, you stumble across an employee who you just know is trying their hardest to get fired. Like, if you're a receptionist who picks up the phone by picking it up then slamming it back down to end the call, you're not exactly looking for a promotion. And other people have never met a deadline they couldn't miss. Then there are the people who literally clock in, stare at a blank Word document for 8 hours, then clock out, baffling everyone around them. You're doing worse than the bare minimum, and you're just daring management to put you on a PIP or fire you outright. Still, somehow these daring workers will keep their jobs for years after they stop caring about it… which can make things pretty strange for everyone else who has to pick up the slack. 

No one knows this better than HR professionals. In this line of work, you have to be very cautious about hiring and firing, and you're privy to tons of employee information, sometimes even camera footage of the workspace. Before anyone else in the workplace knows, human resources is aware of in-office spats, who's taking long-term leave, and which teams are getting eliminated. 

Check out a bunch of stories from HR workers detailing their strangest days on the job. Next, see how you'd react if you were the GF who got dumped after her BF failed her Instagram "test": 'I'm apparently supposed to treat her Instagram like a job interview.' 

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Posted by Anna Rascouët-Paz

Julian Brown, who purportedly found a way to turn plastic waste into fuel, stopped posting after telling social media followers he was in danger.
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Posted by Ben Weiss

Fashion should be an extension of one's personality. There shouldn't be a right or wrong way to develop your own style, but let's face it: there definitely is. Whether it's some items of clothing that simply do not go together or an impractical fashion decision like wearing uncomfortable high heels in the wrong environment, there are inevitably missteps when it comes to what you choose to wear outside. 

One of the most amusing parts about living in a city like New York is when you actually take a moment to observe what other folks have chosen to wear, because if you do that, you are bound to see something bizarre. There are lots of oddballs and strange choices here, and while I personally am not adventurous with my fashion, I cannot help but look up to those who are daring and bold. Even if it doesn't work in the end, you can't fault them for trying. 

Keep scrolling below for this collection of equally amusing fashion mishaps and malfunctions!

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Posted by Remy Millisky

Some people just won't listen to common sense. If you work in any kind of retail job, work with annoying clients, or even just have a boss who can't answer their emails on time, you know this is a fact. Even when it benefits them, some folks just have a hangup about listening to authority figures. Like someone might tell them, "Hey, you can't park here." And instead of asking why, or asking where else they could park instead, their immediate instinct is to glare at that worker and insist that uh, yes, actually, they will be parking here. 

Now, a lot of workers in that situation would try their best to convince the person not to park somewhere they aren't allowed. The employee might not be able to do their job properly otherwise. But these workers decided to let a cranky Karen make her own choices, and she swiftly regretted it, as you can read about in the story down below. 

Next, read about some employees whose coworkers are driving them batty: "He doesn't have a clue what he's doing." 

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