Yes/No meme
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jtggodqos:
1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers, and tag as many of your friends as you'd like to. ________________________________
Kissed any one of your Facebook/LJ friends? — No.
Been arrested? — No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.
Slept in until 5 PM? — No.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes.
Held a snake? — Yes.
Ran a red light? — Yes.
Been suspended from school? — No.
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes.
Totalled your car in an accident? — Yes.
Been fired from a job? — No.
Fired somebody? — No.
Sung karaoke? — No.
Pointed a gun at someone? — No.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No.
Kissed in the rain? — Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No.
Saw someone die? — No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No.
Smoked a cigar? — Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes.
Broken a bone? — No.
Skipped school? — No.
Eaten a bug? — No.
Sleepwalked? — No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes.
Dumped someone? — Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? — Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — No.
Blacked out from drinking? — No.
Played a prank on someone? — Yes.
Hit a home run? — No.
Felt like killing someone? — Yes.
Cross-dressed? — No.
Been falling-down drunk? — No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No.
Eaten snake? — No.
Marched/Protested? — No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes.
Been in a band? — No.
Knitted? — Yes.
Been on TV? — No.
Shot a gun? — Yes.
Skinny-dipped? — Yes.
Given someone stitches? — No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes.
Had surgery? — Yes.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No.
Peed on a bush? — Yes.
Donated Blood? — Yes.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes.
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes.
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes.
Written graffiti? — No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No.
Think about the future? — Yes.
Been in handcuffs? — No.
Believe in love? — Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes.
jtggodqos:1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks—and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Copy and paste this into your notes, delete my answers, type in your answers, and tag as many of your friends as you'd like to. ________________________________
Kissed any one of your Facebook/LJ friends? — No.
Been arrested? — No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.
Slept in until 5 PM? — No.
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes.
Held a snake? — Yes.
Ran a red light? — Yes.
Been suspended from school? — No.
Experienced love at first sight? — Yes.
Totalled your car in an accident? — Yes.
Been fired from a job? — No.
Fired somebody? — No.
Sung karaoke? — No.
Pointed a gun at someone? — No.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — No.
Kissed in the rain? — Yes.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — No.
Saw someone die? — No.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No.
Smoked a cigar? — Yes.
Sat on a rooftop? — Yes.
Smuggled something into another country? — Yes.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes.
Broken a bone? — No.
Skipped school? — No.
Eaten a bug? — No.
Sleepwalked? — No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? — Yes.
Dumped someone? — Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? — Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No.
Ridden in a helicopter? — No.
Shaved your head? — No.
Blacked out from drinking? — No.
Played a prank on someone? — Yes.
Hit a home run? — No.
Felt like killing someone? — Yes.
Cross-dressed? — No.
Been falling-down drunk? — No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No.
Eaten snake? — No.
Marched/Protested? — No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.
Puked on an amusement ride? — No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Yes.
Been in a band? — No.
Knitted? — Yes.
Been on TV? — No.
Shot a gun? — Yes.
Skinny-dipped? — Yes.
Given someone stitches? — No.
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No.
Ridden a surfboard? — Yes.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — Yes.
Had surgery? — Yes.
Streaked? — No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.
Tripped on mushrooms? — No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No.
Peed on a bush? — Yes.
Donated Blood? — Yes.
Grabbed electric fence? — No.
Eaten alligator meat? - Yes.
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes.
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No.
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No.
Peed your pants in public? — No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - Yes.
Written graffiti? — No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No.
Think about the future? — Yes.
Been in handcuffs? — No.
Believe in love? — Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes.
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Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 13:55 (UTC)Oh, really?
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — No.
OH, REALLY?
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Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:03 (UTC)no subject
Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:46 (UTC)Moron.
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Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:17 (UTC)As for the latter...I didn't realise beatings counted. :D
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Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 22:37 (UTC)You should make him wear a skirt as punishment for the second one, that will also help make his life look more interesting when it's reduced to memes ^^
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Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 14:04 (UTC)no subject
Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 15:25 (UTC)no subject
Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 19:47 (UTC)*gapes*
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Date: Tuesday, 2 June 2009 20:04 (UTC)no subject
Date: Wednesday, 3 June 2009 22:53 (UTC)and you knitt?? (or simply have knitted at one point?)
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Date: Thursday, 4 June 2009 20:18 (UTC)Smuggling: back in the mid 1980s, porn was banned in South Africa. Our family went to Mauritius, and I won enough money on a slot machine (they were also banned in SA) to buy a Playboy, which I then smuggled back into the country.
And yes, I did learn to knit, knitted a short scarf, and them promptly forgot.
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Date: Friday, 5 June 2009 20:35 (UTC)P.S.
Date: Friday, 5 June 2009 20:35 (UTC)Re: P.S.
Date: Saturday, 6 June 2009 15:41 (UTC)